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You know you have a large family when...

  • You find yourself relating some small incident to your husband and starting with the words, "Well, I only boiled twenty-six eggs for breakfast..."
  • ...you buy a 40 pound box of bananas intending to make banana bread and freeze a bunch for smoothies...but your children eat them all first.
  • ...you find an afternoon root canal relaxing.
  • ...it takes you twenty-three minutes on the phone to schedule your children's dental appointments.
  • ...you've given up on using your toaster entirely and make all of your toast under the broiler in you oven.
  • ...you are seriously tempted by the stacking cribs you see at Goodwill for $19.99.
  • ...you find yourself thinking, "Wow, the house is so quiet and peaceful with only nine children".
  • ...you have enough children to constitute not one, but TWO large families.
  • ...you have a laundry basket devoted entirely to lonely socks seeking their mate.
  • ...when you got to buy your children those cool "spin toothbrushes" because you think they get their teeth so much cleaner...but the store doesn't carry enough styles/colors for your children to each have a different toothbrush.
  • ...when you can't take all of your children to the doctor's office at the same time because the waiting room has only 10 seats.
  • ...when you still have seven children that are required by law to sit in a carseat or booster seat.
  • ...you call the doctor to get your children tetnus shots, and they tell you they don't have enough in the office and need to order more from the health department.
  • ...you take up more than one entire pew in church.
  • ...you take only half of your children to the library, and STILL get asked if they're all yours.
  • ...you go to fill your children's flouride prescription at the phamacy and you clean them out of every pill they have...and it's still not enough.
  • ...you spend sixty dollars on socks...and not everyone gets new socks.
  • ...you go shopping at Costco and the cashier asks if you're having a soccer barbecue.

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December 21, 2007

A Few Thoughts on Dentistry

And no, I am not going to share photos of my teeth or dental visits. For teeth photos, visit my friend Kendra.

So instead, I'll share photos of the digital pages I've been creating. I've been doing a little paper-less experimenting, along with my friend Hilary. Check out the album on the side of her blog, it has her first few digital pages as well.


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A little background, for those of you who don't actually know me. I'm 32 and I've been married 12 years. I got pregnant on my honeymoon and subsequently gave birth to eight babies in nine years. Oh, and we adopted two babies in those nine years as well. So you can see how, perhaps, a trip to the dentist might entail some finely tuned logistics for me. First of all, I'm not real keen on x-rays while pregnant. Nor am I keen on leaving my breastfed baby for hours while I get my mouth worked on. So dental visits for me (other than emergencies) needed to be squeezed into the very small window of time between being able to leave said breastfed baby and me being pregnant with the next baby. So say, between months six and eight in any given baby's life.

I can remember on three different occassions, walking into a a dentist office with one of my babies (Judah, Tilly and Hezekiah) and babysitter, and tellling the receptionist, "My baby is only (fill in the blank- four weeks, two months, etc) and so if he begins to cry, I may have to come out and nurse him. I seriously didn't even have time to sit down in the waiting room before they had me back for an exam.

Digitalpage2


Anyway, now that Avi and Tucker are two, and we have dental insurance, I am trying to make up for about 12 years of dental neglect. And they are not making it easy on me. Remember my "failed root canal" now fixed? That one tooth will represent at least five visits to the dentist by the time it is over. Once for the regular dentist to look at it (needs a root canal), once for the specialist to look at it (yes, it does need a root canal), once for the actual root canal, and now at least two more visits to get a crown put on it. The specialist was very adamant that I get this crowned soon. He even gave me written instructions not to chew on that side, etc, until the crown is in place. So when I called my dentist, the earliest I could get in was January 29th! That seems like an awfully long time to not chew on one side of my mouth! And I can't even get in for thorough exam and consultation on the rest of my teeth until February 12! And these dentist wonder why I have neglected my teeth?!

Clifforddigital

At this rate, I could easily conceive and give birth before we even put a dent in the work that needs to be done in my mouth. Now, if you read my blog I am sure you know what little angels my offspring are. So you would think that finding a babysitter would be a breeze :) But how do you find a babysitter, who is perhaps not even older than your oldest child? Because you just adopted your oldest child from Africa and she is just learning about everything in this country and can't possibly be left alone, much less in charge...You can see its an odd situation to be in. So far, I call good ole mom, who at this point is probably looking into condos in southern Florida. Far far away from us...

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Love the pages! Where did you get the kit? I want to download it.

Naomi

~Sighing for you about the dentist~

I've had my own dentist woes this week. They haven't scheduled me for a root canal yet but they've said those words too frequently for these ears. Yikes!

Maybe it's because I hadn't been in... maybe... three or four *years*???

And I only have THREE kids.

~Stacy

ps- I like your pages! :)

~Stacy

Fabulous pages. Someday I aspire to do digital scrapbooking. I too have not been to a dentist in...well...Jenna was 3...so 9 years. Jeff was told he'd need $3500 (after insurance) work done in his mouth 9 years ago. So far all the teeth are still in his head and pain free.

We did make some changes to our diet following the www.westonaprice.org stuff and now kids and adults alike have amazing self healing teeth. Jeff has one tooth that is re-enamalizing OVER the filling and another that the filling just dropped out and the tooth underneath is fine!! My son Jacob also lost a cap and his tooth causes no pain.

Hoorah for the Cod Liver Oil, bone broth soups and Raw Milk WestonAPrice recommends.

I'd be willing to help babysit. I hadn't been to the dentist in 16 years and the "only" thing wrong was an impacted wisdom tooth. 8 months later I was finally pain and infection free. It just happened to act up during the only time during my marriage that I wasn't pregnant or nursing. In fact Cam weaned the week before I was supposed to have the surgery done.

Lovely scrapbook pages, Renee. :)
Hooray for your mom. She's a great one, she is.
Glad you're finally getting that dental work done. I could say ditto. :)

Love the pages! Nice work. I did two more last night (in the same cubscouts album on my blog), and am liking them so much more the simpler I make them. Learning new tricks as I "play", too!

It makes me feel better to read the comments on here and know I'm not the only one with neglected dental issues!

Nice pages! :D Hope your dental woes get figured out soon :O

ps I'd offer to babysit but...number 1 you don't me from Adam, and number 2, Seattle is kinda far away from where you apparently live :P LOL!

Maybe Ellen and Keziah could tag-team it?

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