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You know you have a large family when...

  • ...you have to carry three health insurance cards in your wallet- because that's how many it takes to fit everyone's name.
  • ...you take the wrong child to the dentist...simply because your handwriting on the calendar was messy and both started with a "j".
  • ...grocery shopping for 30 children and 12 adults for a two day camp constitutes a "small" shopping trip for you.
  • You find yourself relating some small incident to your husband and starting with the words, "Well, I only boiled twenty-six eggs for breakfast..."
  • ...you buy a 40 pound box of bananas intending to make banana bread and freeze a bunch for smoothies...but your children eat them all first.
  • ...you find an afternoon root canal relaxing.
  • ...it takes you twenty-three minutes on the phone to schedule your children's dental appointments.
  • ...you've given up on using your toaster entirely and make all of your toast under the broiler in you oven.
  • ...you are seriously tempted by the stacking cribs you see at Goodwill for $19.99.
  • ...you find yourself thinking, "Wow, the house is so quiet and peaceful with only nine children".
  • ...you have enough children to constitute not one, but TWO large families.
  • ...you have a laundry basket devoted entirely to lonely socks seeking their mate.
  • ...when you got to buy your children those cool "spin toothbrushes" because you think they get their teeth so much cleaner...but the store doesn't carry enough styles/colors for your children to each have a different toothbrush.
  • ...when you can't take all of your children to the doctor's office at the same time because the waiting room has only 10 seats.
  • ...when you still have seven children that are required by law to sit in a carseat or booster seat.
  • ...you call the doctor to get your children tetnus shots, and they tell you they don't have enough in the office and need to order more from the health department.
  • ...you take up more than one entire pew in church.
  • ...you take only half of your children to the library, and STILL get asked if they're all yours.
  • ...you go to fill your children's flouride prescription at the phamacy and you clean them out of every pill they have...and it's still not enough.
  • ...you spend sixty dollars on socks...and not everyone gets new socks.
  • ...you go shopping at Costco and the cashier asks if you're having a soccer barbecue.

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July 17, 2009

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Mairs

I'm with you and the boys - crazy about my six! I'm surprised they went inside to use the bathroom!

Tammy

...inside to use the bathroom? My boy (1 boy among the sea of girls) loves nothing more than breaking loose and "going" in the wild.

Mom isn't too fond of it, though.

Cool Canadian aka TARA

Happy Birthday Judah!! Have a great day and even nicer weekend. Praise God for young men. xo Aunty

Syndi

Uh... I'm glad there were no intruders with ill intent or cougars! Ben had a great time. Thank you so much and Happy Birthday Judah!

TonyM

Reminds me of when I went camping with my friends at that age. Although we usually camped in a site along the coast over 50 miles from home! I don't think it was 'different times' back then though, it's just the media has filled us with fear and hysteria now. I don't think it's any less/more dangerous now that it was 20-30 years ago.

If I type anymore, I may as well just start my own blog, so I'll finish by wishing Judah a very happy birthday!

Kari

Understand the unkown fear thing- my kids first camp in the yard was on the patio with the back door kept open just in case! (They survived, I've mellowed...)Sounds like a very happy birthday was passed!

Dorothy

Earler this spring my 9 yr old wanted to go camping. It was below freezing at night, so mean mom would not let him camp outside. I did have them set up the dome tent in the living room, where all 3 middle boys slept for the night, with leaky air mattresses and sleeping bag.

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