Apollo XIV {Seven Months}

You know you have a large family when...

...your children feel sorry for families with only six or seven children.
...people ask if you're competing with the Duggars.
...even your friends aren't sure how many children you have.
...your family no longer fits in a 15 passenger van.
..complete strangers feel welcome to comment on your fertility and contraceptive methods.
...two of your daughters go for a walk...and get asked by a neighbor if they're foster kids.
...you have to carry three health insurance cards in your wallet- because that's how many it takes to fit everyone's name.
...you take the wrong child to the dentist...simply because your handwriting on the calendar was messy and both started with a "j".
...grocery shopping for 30 children and 12 adults for a two day camp constitutes a "small" shopping trip for you.
You find yourself relating some small incident to your husband and starting with the words, "Well, I only boiled twenty-six eggs for breakfast..."
...you buy a 40 pound box of bananas intending to make banana bread and freeze a bunch for smoothies...but your children eat them all first.
...you find an afternoon root canal relaxing.
...it takes you twenty-three minutes on the phone to schedule your children's dental appointments.
...you've given up on using your toaster entirely and make all of your toast under the broiler in you oven.
...you are seriously tempted by the stacking cribs you see at Goodwill for $19.99.
...you find yourself thinking, "Wow, the house is so quiet and peaceful with only nine children".
...you have enough children to constitute not one, but TWO large families.
...you have a laundry basket devoted entirely to lonely socks seeking their mate.
...when you got to buy your children those cool "spin toothbrushes" because you think they get their teeth so much cleaner...but the store doesn't carry enough styles/colors for your children to each have a different toothbrush.
...when you can't take all of your children to the doctor's office at the same time because the waiting room has only 10 seats.
...when you still have seven children that are required by law to sit in a carseat or booster seat.
...you call the doctor to get your children tetnus shots, and they tell you they don't have enough in the office and need to order more from the health department.
...you take up more than one entire pew in church.
...you take only half of your children to the library, and STILL get asked if they're all yours.
...you go to fill your children's flouride prescription at the phamacy and you clean them out of every pill they have...and it's still not enough.
...you spend sixty dollars on socks...and not everyone gets new socks.
...you go shopping at Costco and the cashier asks if you're having a soccer barbecue.

January 26, 2011

Apollo has finally surpassed his four month weight! He is now weighing in at *drumroll please* fourteen pounds, two ounces. He's gained a whopping two ounces in the last three months. At least he's on the upswing...

It's been a big month, for Mister Apollo...he's begun eating solid food- as long as we offer him the real thing that is. Forget baby stuff like pureed veggies and blended up oatmeal...he likes pizza crust, Asian salad, peas, carrots and corn in bite sized pieces. Graham crackers and bananas. Whatever we're eating, that's his type of food.

The last two nights he's slept 3.5 hours straight! Looks like maybe all that food is having a soporific effect on this boy. Thank God for small miracles...

Apollo is now getting on his hands and knees and crawling a couple of paces before he collapses...he's right on the verge of real crawling. And boy is he ever proud of it! He's always been a quite, non-vocal baby, but it seems he's discovered his voice. He now crawls around the living room with glee, making funny baby noises all the time.

He feels liberated, it seems, and finally has something to shout about. He has been happier, louder, and more mobile these last two days that in his entire life.

I can't wait to see what month eight brings!

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