The story you are about to read is completely true, but thankfully, it didn't happen to me! I had a friend email me this story about her boys, and I asked permission to post it here. The accompanying photo is of my three littlest boys. Cause who wants to read a blog with no photos?
If you give a thirteen year old boy a balloon, he's going to want to fill it with water.You'll call him to lunch just as he is finished tying it off.
He's going to want to show his water balloon to his little brothers, so he will bring it inside to the lunch table.
When you see the bulging balloon on the table, you're going to say, "Water balloons are not allowed inside the house!"
Thinking your words are more along the lines of a "passing comment" than a "direct command" and feeling quite hungry, the boys will say their prayers and start to dish up.
But before the food is on their plates, the water balloon is going to explode for no apparent reason.
The 13 year old will quickly realize that the exploding balloon spewed water all over your laptop computer and the very important standardized testing documents and special thank you notes on the table.
He's going to jump up from the table and race into the kitchen for a towel to clean up the spilled water.
Wearing socks on his feet, he's going to slide out of control across the kitchen floor and slam his knee into the oven range's glass door.
The glass door is going to shatter, and glass will be sent to the farthest reaches of the kitchen.
That boy will be surprised and will say, "That was the stupidest thing I ever did!" His youngest brother will say, "Now we're going to need a bullet proof oven door!"
There will be some tears and some humble apologies, and the water and shattered glass will eventually be tidied up.
Then you're going to have to call the appliance company to find out if the oven really needs the door for functionality, or if its just for looks.
The appliance company is going to tell you that its company "does not recommend using the oven door if the inside or outside of the door is broken".
You'll find out that for $150 you can have your new piece of oven door glass delivered to your house in three days.
They're going to tell you that installing the new glass will be very easy, even though it won't be coming with any installation instructions.
The teenager is going to ask if he's going to have to pay the total bill for the replacement glass. His youngest brother is going to offer him some money, and then run to get his wallet to show off his cash surplus.
But the teenager will ignore his younger brother, because after all, he is a teenager!